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  • karthiknv143
    05-15 12:30 AM
    I think this has a better chance than rest of other EB bills, because US wants more skilled persons and by defintion advanced degree holders from US in STEM are. Congress extended 20,000 H1 visa for US masters and PhD graduates some years ago whereas they were and are loathe to extend the total H1 numbers.
    Going by this logic, I think this bill will go farther and gain traction. Lets's keep our fingers crossed.:)

    In one stroke, this bill helps both a) US advanced degree graduates and b)non US graduates (i.e, EB applicants), as 1) it puts EB1 and EB2 in non quota category (I,C,P,M and ROW) and 2) frees up EB1 and EB2 numbers for EB3.

    my 2 cents.

    How many ever bills get introduced or hearings happen, there is the CHC which is blocking everything. Lets start a email/fax/phone campaign...





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  • gianik
    05-30 12:33 AM
    Thanks for very helpfull and informative posts - everyone.
    Jaime and Mihird - I sent you both private messages with few questions per you postings.
    Thanks again.





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  • srsga
    08-05 10:42 PM
    Count me in...

    My PD is June 2004

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  • kak1978
    11-03 09:49 AM
    Today I was talking to IO in Texas service center, during discussion I told her that India dates might retrogress.. can you please expedite my case. For that she replied that " that's what they are doing"

    I am not sure how reliable is this and on what she has in her mind.. Just wanted to share the information. Don't give me RED for this.

    May be she meant that they are trying to expedite your case.



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  • Macaca
    01-31 08:27 AM
    Immigration Application Fees to Rise By 80 Percent (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/30/AR2007013001864.html).

    The Bush administration will announce an increase today in immigration application fees of more than 80 percent, federal officials said yesterday.

    The cost of applying for naturalization, for example, would rise from $330 to $595, and a required fingerprint check would go from $70 to $80.

    The increases, which have been under consideration for months, would raise nearly $1 billion for U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services. The troubled $2 billion-a-year agency has antiquated paper systems that have fed years-long delays for applicants and fears that terrorists might slip through the cracks.

    Union, civil rights and immigrant advocacy groups called the changes discriminatory, warning that they will keep lower-income and less-educated people from becoming citizens.

    "What they're saying is, people trying to become Americans are not a priority," said Cecilia Mu�oz, vice president of the National Council of La Raza, the Hispanic civil rights group.

    Critics also said the changes would create an incentive for the agency to drag out processing, thereby extracting more fees, or to expedite cases for people who can afford premium services.

    USCIS faces budget problems because of an increase in applications and because Congress funds it not with tax money but with user fees, which trail operational demands.

    The money will allow USCIS to recoup its business costs, "provide future services, enhance national security and to modernize . . . a totally outdated business infrastructure," said an agency official who spoke on the condition of anonymity so as not to upstage the announcement.

    Officials said the increases will not address costs that would result from an overhaul of the nation's immigration laws, which the White House has proposed.

    Fee increases will take effect no sooner than 120 days after they are published in the Federal Register tomorrow, including a 60-day public comment period.





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  • rdehar
    07-17 10:29 AM
    H-1B - Specialty occupation : April 02, 2007

    This has not changed in 1 month !!

    Nice !!



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  • royus77
    07-02 04:06 PM
    Medical Fees: $830( For me ,Wife and Son)
    Attorney Fees: $1350
    Photographs: $45
    USCIS Fee: $1490
    Birth Certificates/Affidavits from India around: $200
    FedEx: $47.92 (overnight - 2 times )

    Total: $3800 ( Approx)

    Asking my father to get Birth Certificate - 2 days off for him and had to travel 100 miles





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  • sintax321
    02-04 12:46 PM
    i went with eilsoe. Nice detail;)



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  • ramus
    07-02 03:13 PM
    Please include all money weather its company's or your as long as it is for 485..





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  • nozerd
    12-31 01:32 PM
    I think as a next step I will contact my Congressman after the Feb dates are released and we are still current. Do you know if it makes more sense to approach Congressman or Senator for this ? Also should I approach only 1 rep like 1 Congressman or approach both my district congressman and 2 state senators ?
    We are even more screwed because since our dates are current we can not even get 2 Yr EAD or 3 yr H1 extension but you have to renew both annually.
    Please share your experiences.



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  • Tito_ortiz
    12-04 11:29 PM
    Alterego,

    It may be right. Knowing the Indian government well, they would be the first ones interested in keeping as many people as they could on H visa, so that they would have transferable income to India. India would have even less reasons in any immigration reform for US permanent residency, as that could make us settle here and say bye, bye to India government and their cash cow.

    Alterego, one more time you are right.

    Tito

    Yeah I get that the money will be transferred from the Social security system here to the Indian Govt system.
    My point is it does not do a damn thing for us workers personally. That money will dissapear into a dark hole in the Indian Gov't coffers instead of a dark hole here, further as the rules stand, I have a slim chance of getting the money from here through social security payments when I turn 65 even if I am in India. Try that within the money in Indian gov't hands.
    On the other hand, it makes the Indian gov't allign with corporate america, as they all have a vested interest in a Temp. worker program such as H1b absent green cards. Which will be a win win for all concerned except us.
    So I repeat my question..................Why is this good again?





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  • newbee7
    07-07 08:36 PM
    All officials and news coverage has talked about processing 60k visas in a month to avoid visas going waste. None clarifed to say the unused visas expire on 09/30 NOT 06/30.

    We should try to highlight this fact to prove foul play.



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  • mmj
    04-19 01:36 PM
    I will be sending the following note to my senator and have already posted it to WhiteHouse.gov. I urge all those screwed by the ongoing retrogression to do the same.

    "I am writing to inform you of how the country based quotas imposed on Employment Based green cards are unfair and totally illogical. When I immigrated to the US, I believed that this country was a meritocracy where you were judged based on your abilities and qualities. These country based quotas reward people depending on where they or their ancestors were born. This causes people from India and China to wait over a decade to get a green card whereas someone from another country with similar or lesser abilities can obtain permanent residence in half that time.

    Since these EB category based green cards are awarded for professional skills, imposing a country based quota just does not make any sense. I urge you to work with Congress and change this discriminatory policy and reinforce that America is truly a society that celebrates meritocracy."





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  • MDix
    02-11 03:19 PM
    Thanks for the link . After reading the doc your analysis does make sense.
    I am just confused that how they assigned 70K EB2 visas in 2008. Because EB2 share is
    40k + 4k(EB1 left over)+? how many FB = 70k . So from above it looks like all FB leftover went to EB2.

    Please clearify.

    Thanks,
    Mdix

    Thanks for the comments. Its not my assumptions, it is the law.
    Please checkout how the spillovers between EB and FB are arrived. Here is the link
    http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/uscode08/usc_sec_08_00001151----000-.html



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  • dtekkedil
    07-06 10:04 PM
    I never thought that working for a contractor was something bad!! In fact, I was thinking that contracting is better than working full time! Am I missing something here???

    I mean think about it... you get to work on different projects and you get to learn new stuff, new environments, new people!

    Stay as a full timer and you don't grow (well not like a contractor anyways!). All in all, I think it takes more effort to be a contractor!

    I guess it is a career choice! I personally would rather be a contractor!





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  • pappu
    01-17 10:32 PM
    I have also contacted a lwyer who is different from my company lawyer. She has offered to put my case forward to USCIS (not WOM) for $ 300. She said they have means of bringing the case to their attention if its fallen through the cracks.
    Do you think its worth trying ? my only copncern is she wants me to sign a new G28 and Im worried about issues with my existing case since I dont want to mess withh my company lawyer and I think I want to keep him as the attorney on file. Per this new lawyer thats not an issue and they will only be the attorney for inquiry purposes.
    Any feedback on if this is worth doing ?

    What does that mean?

    You should have asked for specifics.



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  • regacct
    04-23 07:45 AM
    I doubt this law will cause any trouble. For analogy, there are laws around carrying current insurance papers. Once I didnt have my current insurance, since every six months new ones get mailed and I forgot to keep them in the car. I showed the police officer my previous expired insurance and mentioned that the insurance-id is the same. He accepted it and asked me to carry the current copy in future.

    The cop will fine you if you did not have the insurance card; under the present bill, the latino has a chance of being deported and not fined......huge difference!





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  • neobuddha
    02-23 03:05 PM
    You may submit the "Lease papers" and "Medical insurance papers with name of the spouse" as the additional proof.

    Check with your lawyer.

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  • vishwak
    01-13 03:38 PM
    Eb3Retro,

    Did you drive car on High Way over the speed limit and got ticket.
    And passer by drivers at Higher Speed than you. Can you point police for stopping you.

    So don't tell that you are fine and everybody is fine.

    What if someone here saw your postings (800+ posting guru) and travels wihtout Transit Visa and Aitport people ask for Transit Visa and missed flight--- Have to stay at Airport for hours.

    Try to accept rules guys....





    saimrathi
    07-06 06:29 PM
    I hope it being aired on 7/7/07 will bring our cases some luck..

    EDIT: According to Dr. Bahrainwala, this has been bumped to 7/7/07..

    Immigration Voice member Dr. Murtaza Bahrainwala, who was also quoted in the New York times article today about the July Visa bulletin fiasco and the resulting fallout from it, will be on NBC nightly news with Brian Williams tonight around 5:30 Central time.

    The interview also has snippets of interview with USCIS officer as Brian Williams has interviewed USCIS over this issue also. So its a "must watch" thing.

    This will be on NBC and that's good coz you dont even need cable to watch this. In your local area, the NBC channel affiliate will be broadcasting the "Nightly news" with Brian Williams.

    Local times may vary depending on your local NBC affiliate. Its most likely 5:30 Central time tonight but check your local listings.

    Thanks to Dr. Bahrainwala for the interview.

    About NBC nightly News:

    More details about NBC nightly News : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3689499/
    Podcasts, downloads etc: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132577/





    dummgelauft
    12-07 12:53 PM
    Here is my timeline:

    Filing : Paper Filed
    Mailed: 9/27/2010
    Rec'd at NSC: 9/29/2010
    Document Mailed" Email Rec'd: 02/12/2010
    I-131 Received in Mail: 05/12/2010

    So, from the time they received it to time time it took for me to receive the document is 66 days..not bad at all, considering what some other poor folks are going through.

    There are other guys here at work whose time line is nearly same as mine, give or take a week. One fellow got his in 50 days. He has travel coing up in the last week on Dec, so he had called to check on his application. During the call he mentioned travel in last week of December. He got the approval email later that day.

    My AP got done in time but the EAD was huge headache. God bless our local sentor, who was able to get my EAD expedited, hence was able to avoid the scary job loss scenario.

    While it seems like consipracy theory, but I do believe that all these delays are intentional, squarely aimed at making the lives of to-be immigrants so miserable that that they have no choice but to leave.



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